Church Bloopers


For the group of ladies called Moms Who Care and pray for the children in school. When their meeting was cancelled one week: There will be no Moms who care this week.

A woman's blouse was found at a table in the middle of the usher appreciation dinner. If you lost your blouse, please come to the church office.

A worm welcome to all who have come today.

Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford."

Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.

Diana and David request your presents at their wedding.

Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.

We pray that our people will jumble themselves.

Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows.

Child care provided with reservations.

Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."

Were you there when they laid Him in the bomb?

Christ is a member of Boy Scout Troop 36.

Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.

My joke is easy and my burden is light.

I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirty and you gave me drink.

We are an autonomous body, operating under the hardship of Jesus Christ.

The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.

The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Baines.

Boars of Trustees meet after church today.

We are always happy to have you sue our facility.

Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour.

All children are requested to bring fresh followers to decorate the cross for Easter Sunday.

The King's Bras will present a concert at our church this evening at 6:00 pm.

 

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