You Know You're in a Small Town When ...
The city limits sign is printed on both sides of the same post.
You plug in your electric razor in a motel and the street lights dim.
The town square is actually a phone booth.
The sheriff, the deputy, and the street cop are all the same person and can be seen on Wednesdays only.
The Walmart, the local grocery, and UPS all have the same telephone number.
The local doctor, the veterinarian (same person) still makes house calls.