Flu

 

Here are some remedies for flu prevention.

 

Eat  right!


Make  sure you get your daily dose of fruits and  veggies.
Take  your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

Get  plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.


Walk  for at least an hour a day,
go  for a swim,
take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

Wash  your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of  antibacterial stuff around.

Get  lots of fresh air. Open doors & windows whenever possible.
Try  to eliminate as much stress from your life as you  can.
Get  plenty of rest.

OR

 

Take  the doctor's approach. Think about it.. When you go for a  shot, what do they do first? They clean your arm with  alcohol.. Why? Because Alcohol KILLS  GERMS.

 

So......

 

I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona. (fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary. (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar  patio. (fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh. (eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)

 

The way I see it ...

 

If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!

 

My mother always said, "A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass."

 

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