A very elderly gentleman, (mid-nineties), very well dressed, hair well groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good after-shave, presenting a well-looked after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady (mid-eighties.)
The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"