Just in time for football season ... Football finally makes sense!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first Husker football game. They had great seats right behind the Husker bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the cute guys with all the big muscles; but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25¢."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and then one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'